Monday, April 27, 2009

Glad I'm not a New Orleans Hornets fan!

It's not too often that Jason Bay hits another dramatic 9th-inning home run to help the Boston Red Sox win their 11th game in a row and it isn't what I want to talk about most, but what Carmelo Anthony and the Denver Nuggets did to the New Orleans Hornets tonight warrants top billing at Unforgivable.

In the first two games of their opening round series, Denver cruised, winning in the Mile High City by 29 and 15, respectively.

In Game 3, the Hornets responded, squeaking out a two-point win to cut the series gap to 2-1.

But in Game 4, the Nuggets could have spotted the Hornets 57 points and still won. No, I'm not kidding.

The Nuggets 121-63 statement win should count as two and this series should be over, because there is NO WAY New Orleans is coming back from that loss.

The jokes (albeit bad ones) are endless. The Hornets could have had Chris Paul cloned twice, played Denver 7-on-5 and not won tonight. The Nuggets could have been shut out in the second and third quarters and still won 69-63. New Orleans played like they were coached by Byron Scott. Like in hockey, every foul against the Nuggets should have resulted in a 2-minute score-at-will power play for the Hornets and it wouldn't have mattered. Our Hoopfest team could have thrown on Nuggets jerseys for the fourth and still won by double digits.

The embarrassing blowout tied the largest playoff win in NBA history, which happened in the pre-shot clock era. New Orleans had 25 turnovers and 17 field goals. If it weren't for the Hornets going 27-32 from the stripe, who knows if they would have made it to 50 points.

I hate the NBA. But I love novelty. What a spectacular beatdown. If only it would have happened to the Utah Jazz...

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